Tuesday 26 May 2009

Harry the Magic Man!!!

So the season is over yet again, my misses changes into a very happy person come final whistle on the last day of the season....

My Hate goes off to Harry the Magic man, who transformed our season completely from 2
points and rock bottom to finishing 8th...

Ok we didnt make Europe, but they gave it a bloody good go, well done to all our players for that...

Lets concentrate on pushing for 5th or 4th even next season and winning another trophy... Wembley 3 years running wouldnt be a sad little bet....

Clear out the shit and get in a few decent players and we are laughing.
Petrov is a rumour ive heard today and i would not moan about him coming in at all....

Feel sorry for Borough going down, but im not at all bothered to see Newcastle back where they belong, they had been one of our Bogey teams for some time until this year... So glad to get them out of the way....

Next up for the Yids, that little cup at Wembley in July... See if we can beat the likes of Barcelona...

Tuesday 19 May 2009

Europa Nopa!!!

This Sunday sees the season come to a close, Massively exciting down the bottom of the league...
Newcastle, Sunderland, Hull & Borough all fighting for their premiership lives...

The cheaters have already won the league, Everton and Villa fight it out for 5th spot...

AND Millwall playing at Wembley!!!

BUT my interest turns to whether or not Spurs can get a result at Liverpool AND whether Everton can get a result at in form Fulham.

It has come down to the last game and i am quite disapointed because Spurs have done everything required of them, but Fulham just wont give up... West Ham were giving it about a month ago, HA HA HA lets all laugh at them, Yet again we finish above them and beat them twice... BUT Fulham?????? Where the fuck did they come from.

I would like to say its possible to get a point at Anfield, as we have beat them twice already this season, but even a point isnt enough, it is a must win game and Everton need a result, Otherwise theres no ITV4 or channel 5 for us next season...

Granted we can then MAYBE push for CL spot next year like every year, BUT Europe is always exciting, especially on those dark winter nights, when you get home from work and Spurs are playing FC Braga at the Lane... I love it...

I think considering the position Ramos left us in, 8th is a superb finish, Harry has done a grand job, and the players really showed what they can do, well almost all of them... So if i have to go a season without European football, I suppose i can live with that...

Saturday 16 May 2009

Spurs v Man City

Can the Goal keeper who EVERYONE (including myself) wrote off instantly at the beggining of the season, break the Tottenham home record today and not conceed??? I fucking hope so as we need to beat City today...

Both Fulham and Westham have tough games, so this could be the chance to slip into
7th place...

I believe Lick erm up Lennon is injured which is a massive blow, but surely we have the quality and being at home to beat a quite in form City side...

I am a betting man, and i would like to say 2-0 Spurs...
I can see Defoe getting on the score sheet today aswell...

Any predictions?

Tuesday 12 May 2009

No, we dont want Cisse thank you

Speculation today about Cisse joining Spurs...

I’m sorry, he might have scored a few goals for Sunderland but with the forwards we have why would we need him????

I rank him up there with the likes of Andrew Johnson, possibly the worst forward ever to put on an England Shirt, but because of Cisse's history he seems to be always linked with a move to the Lane...

If Bent and Pav are on their way out at the end of the season, why not go for a more proven striker like Tevez, it is probably just paper talk about Spurs being interested in him, but what a signing he would be, to partner either Defoe or Keane...

I think Harry needs to realise if we are going to try to push for 4th place, we need to sign a better striker than Dribble the ball Cisse....

Sunday 10 May 2009

Ledley King Arrested

The King of the Lane has been arrested outside a club in London for alleged Assault...

Lets just hope it was a Gooner fan giving him abuse and he gave him a right kick in...

I just hope he didnt do any kneeing and cripple himself for the last 2 games...

Friday 8 May 2009

Accas from the Guru 09/05

The Guru has predicted the following for this weekends line up,
Might be worth a pound....

Man U
Arsenal
Newcastle
Bolton
Burnley
Millwall
Villa

I cant bet on Spurs this weekend, tough game to call...

Thursday 7 May 2009

Spurs v Everton

Everton away this weekend, I think a point is the key to making the Europa spot ours.

With Fulham playing Villa and West Ham playing Liverpool, we could do with both getting beat...
A nice point at Goddsion and us then going on to beat Man City at home the following game, I think would be enough for us to make that 7th spot...

I think Harry should go for pace up front for this game, and go for Keane and Defoe partnering each other, and have Pav on the bench to cover incase the Small and small partnership doesnt work as many say it wont.

I myself think if keane plays behind Defoe and the little man gets to run at defenders (like he does best) from Keanos play making we could have 40 goals a season from the pair!!! BUT im not the manager...

Any ones suggestions on finishing 7th or the forward line???

Thursday 30 April 2009

Spurs v West Brom

Quite a mild game comapred to recent weeks, Granted we won 4 out of 6 and they were all tough oppenents....

I think The Magic Man should go all out against West Brom Saturday... No holding back, no silly team changes, get some goals and get a BIG win,
We are at the fortress, on a high, and City and West Ham havent got the easiest of games to play, so maybe a little league leap frog is on the cards...

COYS!!!

Tuesday 28 April 2009

ACCAS from the Guru (apparently)

I do like to place the odd football bet, especially Accas. So please let me know your predictions for the weekends or midweek football.

I am known as the Guru (well, that's what my mates say anyway), but lately in all honesty the winnings have dried up a bit, so I need to get back on track. This weekend will be the start.

Europa or Champions League?

I am in two-minds over this and what the Magic Man should do...Granted we should be making Europe every season and hopefully in the very near future getting to a Europa League final and winning it.

BUT with the Squad we have, and the players I'm sure Harry will want to bring in the summer, should Spurs concentrate more on qualifying for the CL next season?

We came close that year with Martin Jol, but unfortunately either we bottled it last minute or Mr Wenger was in the kitchen at the hotel adding his own spice to the mix. I'll let you make your on decision on that one...

If Tottenham clear out the crap, overrated players and the underachievers then who say to say we can’t match the likes of Arsenal, Liverpool or Chelsea and be challenging up there with Villa and Everton? No one else bothers me really...

So the question is; did our season only start to pick up when we were knocked out of the UEFA Cup? Ramos obviously had his heart set on winning it, but Harry didn’t and I’m sure CL qualification next year would be more on his mind than playing 3000 games in the Europa next season....

That Penalty!!!!!!

I don’t know about anyone else, but I still have not got over the weekends result against Man U.

2-0 up at half-time, Man U MAYBE slipping out of the title race, then Howard Webb shits himself.

Fergie probably gave him the red faced nod that he usually does when things aren’t going their way, so Mr Webb decided to award a former Yid a penalty and completely changed the game for us.

Now, any decent referee (if there are any) could have seen the ball went left of Carrick, which implied Gomes got a hand to the ball before taking out the player. Come on Howard, EVERYONE could see that, I’m thinking ‘he should have gone to SpecSavers’…anyone else?

Anyway, this wrong choice changed the game and went on to become a humiliating defeat for Spurs. Luckily West Ham lost, to keep us in Europa spot contention.

The point of this topic is I have had enough of referees and officials crumbling at Old Trafford. They are NOT Gods, they don NOT have to win the league every season and they will most definitely NOT kill you if you do not throw the game for them. Oh, and can someone PLEASE do everyone a favour and sign Ronaldo and get him out of the English game?